The Importance of Reading Garbage

I think when making art, it is important to see bad art too, not just the masterpieces. Of course, I don’t mean to denigrate what people make, but lots of art does not resonate with people. Finding an audience is an important part of making a career in art. Some people don’t like the Mona Lisa.

If the only paintings I had ever seen were the Sistine Chaple frescos, then I would never pick up a paint brush. It would be too intimidating. I have read some amazing books, but if that was all I read, I don’t think I could put a word to the page. The way they get their characters to work just right.

Conversely, I have read some books that I hated. Some have been important, or popular, or just plain terrible. Those books were important to my writing journey too. After reading them I would think ‘Man, I can do better than that.’

Read enough terrible books in a while and suddenly I had enough confidence to write. My work might not be the best things ever written, but they are better than the garbage I’ve read. A million books are published every year. Plenty of them are terrible.

Reading greatness gives me something to strive for. Reading terrible stuff gives me the confidence to get started. So don’t give up on bad books, let them fuel your drive.

Flash Friday #7

Call

The pair of them were bathed in the blue light of their phones as the bar tvs blared the game. All around them people were going about their drinking moving on or forgetting their lives. That didn’t really register with them. For Chuck and Dale, this was quality time. 

“He’s going to make the next shot,” Dale said.

“No he won’t,” Chuck answered.

They both entered their corresponding bets, five dollars each. Neither looked up from their phones, they would get their answers soon enough.

Chuck winced.

“Told ya,” Dale said.

“So what, he give up a basket after getting one. Every time.”

They entered their bets and waited. On the bar top, two beers slowly approached room temperature, forgotten in the blue light of the phones.

As one, their phones dinged.

“See.”

“Guess he should work on that,” Dale said.

“Man, he’s going to get cut in the off season.”

They both checked their phones, but that wasn’t something they could bet on.

“I’ll take that action,” Dale said.

“Standard fair?”

“Yup.”

“You’ll remember?”

“Of course. When have I ever forgotten?”

Chuck smiled. “When you lose.”  

“Uncalled for. You always get this way. Defensive and shit. You’d rather sit in a relationship you hate cause it’s easy.” There was a beat. “Sorry.”

“Is it true?”

“I mean, yeah, kinda.”

“I’ll break up with her right now and start again.”

“No you won’t.”

“Bet?”

“Yeah.”

Chuck closed the app and called Miranda. “Hey. This isn’t working out. We’re done… Because I’m not happy and I don’t see a way to be happy. We’re done, it’s done.”

He ended the call and reopened the app. “Thanks.”

“You’re welcome. He’s going to make the next shot.”

“No he won’t.”

The Quest #19

Well, I’m down one but I’m not surprised. I queried with the previous letter that I wasn’t happy with. I have yet to Query this year. I’ve been networking and seeing who I can talk with in my area. My mom found someone who knows some writers, so I’m hoping I can get some good tips that way.

Side Quest: A few years ago I wrote a children’s book for my nephew. It was a big hit and I’m going to start querying to find a publisher for this little book. I know there are a lot of children’s books on Amazon, but I don’t want to go the self-published route just yet. I want this book on bookshelves.

I have been writing more so far this year. We will see how long I can last, but so far so good.

That’s all for now. Thanks for reading.

The Quest Continues,

Michael

Flash Friday # 6

With the Terror Beast of Akuma Seven

            They were with the Terror Beast of Akuma Seven. With, trapped by, same difference. The large slug-like creature pulled itself off Emer, portly mother of two, and began oozing its way toward its last two victims. Emer lay screaming on the ground, just like the other fifteen member of their safari group.

“So, what have we learned?” Bobrick asked his protégé. She was enthusiastic, but not authoritative enough to run safari group on her own. That’s how they got in this mess to begin with.

“When someone on the tour asks to stop for a bathroom break, don’t stop at the Cliffs of Despair?” Marymay offered up. She was white as a sheet, watching the oozing terror approach. Bobrick didn’t blame her. This was a worst-case scenario, one which was fortunately covered in the tour waver, but still. People on Akuma Seven all shivered at the mention of the Terror Beast, and he had only seen glimpses of the beast while guiding groups. This was one thing he had never wished to see firsthand.

“That’s a good lesson to take out of this,” he said, stepping out in front of her to shield her. Of course, she had no chance of escaping, so he was really just delaying the horrific experience. Unless, it got full as it ravaged his mind. “Remember, every member of your safari group will be an idiot, and try their best, through their ignorance, to kill the entire group.”

“What’s it going to do to us?” she asked, her voice full of the fear which he felt inside himself.

“It’s going to eat all the hair off our heads and neck.” It was grim, alright.

Marymay relaxed visibly. Rookie. “Oh, is that it. Does the hair not grow back or something?”

“No, it does…after a time.” The hairs on his arm were standing up in a grim salute to those hairs which were going to be eaten.

“A long time, or…” The tone of her voice was incredulous. Easy for her to do, the slug was crawling up his boots.

“A regular time.” Bobrick answered. It was coming, oh lord, it was coming.

“And this drives people to insanity?” It was passing his belt now, getting its massive oozing frame off the ground.

“No, that is a side effect which lasts twenty minutes at most. The first members of our party to fall should be feeling better soon.” The Terror Beast was as ugly as they came, its beady stalk eyes focused on Bobrick’s beautiful hair.

“Alright, I’ll bite. Why is it called the Terror Beast.” The slime was soaking his shirt. The moment was at hand.

“Because, rookie, as it eats your hair, you are forced to experience drivers ed. all over again.”

Marymay screamed from the horror. Bobrick would have liked to be kinder, but everyone had to learn one day. The thing crawled over his head and darkness consumed him.

He woke up behind a steering wheel.

Flash Friday # 5

What Eats the Sun and Moon

            It was months of work through the caves just to stand here. Beyond that, it had been fifteen years since Sven set about trying to discover the lost treasure of the Oa’Koto’kiti people. Three times various teams he’d hired had given up and quit the job. Well, those students weren’t going to get a reference from him. The current team was comprised of students who hadn’t heard about the previous expeditions and locals, the descendants of the people whose work he was trying to discover.

Things were finally looking up. It had taken quite a lot of digging, but he had discovered the caves which the natives carved on. That had caused a sensation. Sven was on the cover of magazines worldwide. There was even talk about him becoming Time’s Person of the Year. Of course, there were natives who wanted to take over the site to “protect” their heritage. But Sven had gotten the government to give him the rights to any discovery for a full year. He had to drive past protesters every day, but that didn’t matter. Besides, the intricate carvings which covered the cave walls was nothing compared to the treasure which legend spoke of. They could have the cave, once he had the gold.

That was the real treasure, the reason he was still bothering with the dig. You don’t spend fifteen years getting mocked and then just turn over your discovery. No, for eleven months Sven had been digging through the caves, searching for the location of the Crypt of Kings. Let them have the caves, but they would never get the treasure. That was going to be his. His team was out at the bars today. They thought he was being a good boss, but in reality he was going to take the gold and run. The students would get letter of recommendation and their pay. What else could they want.

He stood before the great circular seal. Legend said it was the prison for a dark god. Sven knew a misdirect when he saw it. The curved Knife of the Gods in his hand, he pricked his finger and smeared the blood against the stone, all the while proclaiming that he would never serve What Eats the Sun and Moon.

At once the stone rolled away. Sven gave a whoop which echoed into a growing darkness. He was right, he had always been right.

Flashlight in hand, he stepped into the hidden vault. The light bounced of gold, more gold than he could have ever imagined. It went on forever. Sven picked his way through more gold than he could ever move himself. Maybe if he brought it out in pieces.

The path he was on suddenly cleared. In the darkness there was an altar, catching the light and turning it red. A ruby. Sven couldn’t resist. He ran there and ran his hand over the altar. His hand stung from the cut.

“Blood on the sacrificial table. I will eat him.” The voice filled the room.

“Who’s there,” Sven shouted into the darkness.

“What Eats the Sun and Moon. You are in my prison and have given your blood to me. I will eat once more.” Sven screamed as mouths descended from the darkness.

Flash Friday #4

(oops, a day late)

The Beast Wears Faces

There was a cave. A cold, wet cave. I shuddered as I walked the lonely road up twisted paths to reach it. I could hear the air coming up from the cave like vast gasping breaths. I climbed the narrow path, where few had been before.

I had a question.

The cave was a gash cut through the mountain face. An ugly underbite. Broke stones lay scattered about the opening. I looked inside and saw nothing but darkness. A rancid smell crept up the stones. The breathing of the cave grew quicker.

“Hello?” I asked.

“Hello?…hello?…hello?…hello?…hello?…Hello.” The last echo rebounded strong in the darkness. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up.

“I need something from you. Something important. The people in the village. They said that you could help me. That you would for free.”

The cave’s breathing grew excited. I heard water trickling in the darkness. A voice answered. “Hello. Yes. I can help you, sweetie.” The voice sounded vaguely feminine. Only my mother ever called me sweetie.

I shivered. “And it’s free?”

“It is free,” the voice said. Around the voice, the cave breathed. “But just because there is no price does not mean that there is no cost.”  A thick black liquid began to trickle up the rocks. The foul ichor crept towards me. I thought I saw something moving in the dark. I could hear stones moving down below. “What do you want? I will do it for you, sweetie.”

 “I want to write a book, but I don’t want to spend the time writing it.”

“Oh.” The cave heaved in ecstasy. “I have written many books. I will give your book to you.” I thought the voice sounded familiar. Maybe like my mother.

There was no doubting it now. There was a thing in the cave, and it was coming for me. The ichor gathered around my feet, a sticky sludge. More came out of the cave, now flowing like a stream and filling the spaces between the rocks. Only up, against gravity.

I spoke my idea, hoping it would make the ichor fall away and set me free. “My story is about a young farmer boy who leaves home and goes on to save the world.”

“Fascinating,” the voice crooned. The figure was almost out of the cave. “That sounds so interesting. I will write your book for you an you can have it, and make money from it, and everyone will love to hear your interesting idea.”

The figure stepped from the cave. It wore the face of my mother, but I knew she was back in the village. It spoke with my mother’s voice. Tendrils of ichor attached to her back, pulsing.

“You’re not me mother,” I said, my voice weak.

“No, sweety.” It smiled my mother back at me. Tar oozed between its teeth. “She came to me last week to learn how to make lemon squares. I thought you would like me to wear her face. She paid the cost, and you will too.” The voice changed until it sounded like mine.

My mother’s face melted, reshaping until I looked back at me.

“This is the cost of your laziness. I will forever wear your face. I will forever speak with your voice. I will be you forever.”

I breathed a sigh of relief. So little? “Okay. Give me my book.” I held out an impatient hand.

“So be it,” I said to me.

I walked back to the village, thrilled at my success, as I stood in the cave mouth, watching myself walk away.

The Quest #18

Numbers. Up one. I feel more confident with my reworked query letter.

A friend of mine recently read through the book I am querying and gave me notes. I will be turning the notes into an improved book over the coming week. That means that my book is going from draft 3.55 to draft 4.

As I try to find the way I edit, I think I have liked the way I have done this book. Draft One is just writing the book. Draft Two is just a read through. I go through, fix the grammar, and write down what I think about the book. Draft Three is fixing the errors I noticed. Then it goes to friends I can bully into reading it. Draft Four will be their notes.

So that’s it for the Quest this year. I learned a lot, got many rejections, and got started on a quest. I was very nervous to start blogging and querying, but got into it over the year.

Thank you for reading,

Michael

Flash Friday #3

The Last Pope

The penultimate election had been contentious. Naturally. In the old days, the elections had been a fight. People died. Of course, times changed and so did the church. The process was established. More politics, fewer daggers. But then, times changed so much. Suddenly, there weren’t as many Catholics around, or any one of faith really.

The new and enlightened age. People lived the same as in every other age, but they thought themselves advanced.

So there were fewer and fewer Catholics. Ten years ago, all of them had been Cardinals. One by one they passed. Popes came and went. Rapid fire. They had three Johns in as many months.

Then there were two. The arguments they had lasted years. They needed a majority, and one would not give it to the other. There was a motion to enfranchise the only nun and make her a Cardinal.

That one failed. Tradition, even in the face of the end.

After five years, one of them gave up. He reasoned that his opponent was in worse health. He could wait. John LXVI was elected.

A day later he was buried.

One Cardinal was left. He won the election unanimously.

What I read this year

So here is the list of the books read this year. Last Year I read a lot of Terry Pratchet, until I felt I had done everything I wanted to. This year I listened to a bunch of books, but read many as well. With more books on Spotify available on my plan, I listened to two audiobooks at a time and had something on my bed table to read before bed. I almost read as much as I did before Covid, when I had a book for bed, a book for the train, and a book for other times.

This year I have read more Brandon Sanderson and found that he had much the same effect on me as always. Safe fantasy. It’s like watching a Marvel movie. A steady 7/10. But I did listen to other fantasy as well.

It would probably have been wise to record what I thought about these books when I read them, but I didn’t and I just have to write down what I remember about them. Oh well.

These days I feel myself following my mom’s reading pattern. I’ve read so many more biographies now than I did growing up. I read these lives and pick up details to fold into my own writing.

  • Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton by Edward Rice

This was my favorite book of the year. Rice recounts the life of Francis Burton, Victorian spy. Reading this book filled my mind with images of dusty cities and men who aren’t supposed to be in them. I highly recommend reading this book, though you will learn about rather disturbing practices in the places he explored.

  • The Arms of Krupp by William Manchester

What a book. The Arms of Krupp recounts the history of the weapons manufacturing family. It began with a Mr. Burns type and then quickly devolved into characters each worse than the last. The history of steel and the modern world. Not only did they build weapons, but they made America’s railroads. A particular image that struck me was Alfred Krupp blithely watching the approaching Allied bombers come to try and slow his slave empire. I would listen to this book as I fell asleep some times, which led to a weird feeling as I listened to Nazi war crimes. Fantastic book about evil people.

  • The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

A good book, sure, but I enjoyed it less than Tom Sawyer. Reading the dialects in this book is an experience. Tom Sawyer was a funnier book, but this one had some profound paragraphs that were worth reading the entire book for.

  • Mistborn: The Alloy of Law by Brandon Sanderson
  • Mistborn: Shadows of Self by Brandon Sanderson
  • Mistborn: The Bands of Mourning by Brandon Sanderson
  • Mistborn: The Lost Metal by Brandon Sanderson

I’ll just review the entire series as one. I enjoyed the second Mistborn series much more than the first, which really lost me in the later books. That said, I felt some characters were very similar to others written in his other series. Enjoyable, but they feel very similar to one another.

  • Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson

This was a good book. I think I like it better than all but the first two Stormlight books. The world was interesting and the layers of conflict. Good characters and a good plot. Did not feel like other Sanderson stories.

  • Before they are Hanged by Joe Abercrombie

I read the first book of this series years ago, and so in coming back I ha high expectations. However, I was very disappointed in the resolution of certain story lines. Even the exciting siege was over midway through the book and the characters went on to do nothing interesting. I understand that this is a Grimdark series, but I didn’t think it would be so on the nose. I don’t know if I will read the third. I mean, I probably will, but it will be some time before I do.

  • The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch

A really liked this book in the beginning, but my interest waned as it went on because of the tonal whiplash. Beautifully written and fun but the wheels fell off by the end. I think it was missing a little bit more heisting.

  • The Influence of Seapower Upon History by Alfred T. Mahan

A very old book that changed how people thought about warfare. I learned a lot reading this book. Unfortunately, the latter half is taken up with a recitation of naval battles meant to illustrate the points, but which just sound like an eager schoolboy taking about his favorite battles. I like reading old books and seeing what they have to say about the world at the time, so this was n my wheelhouse.

  • The Kiss of Night by Mark Wukas

A book written by my high school English teacher based on his life as a reporter in the eighties. It was a good read, and felt connected to the books he loved teaching. It is a modern book, by which I mean the movement and not a contemporary one. I’m proud of him for getting his book published.

  • Mysteries of the Middle Ages by Thomas Cahill

An interesting history book about the middle ages, which I love, but I think the book fails to deliver on its initial promise. Instead of charting the rise of the modern world through the transitional age, the book talks more about interesting people who made an impact on their world. Interesting little pieces, but not an enthralling history.

  • Hamlet by William Shakespeare

I listened to a performance of the play as I find it very difficult to read plays. For some reason they don’t hold my interest. The best part of reading Shakespeare is hearing those phrases that have become world famous and part of our lexicon. I think I would enjoy seeing a performance of the play better than I like the audio version.

Going into next year, I have two goals. To read more American literature such as Steinbeck (who I never read) and to read Greek plays. It just feels right. I’ll see what happens and what I feel, but I imagine there will be more Sci-fi and Fantasy as well as biographies, but who can say.

Thank you for reading,

Michael

Flash Friday #2

Beep

Ernest’s back hurt. It hurt most days. He pulled it somewhere in his youth and it never recovered. Some days were better than others. Today was bad.

He was sat at his desk, alone in his office. Office was a generous word, really. It was a blank white room without a window. A single door behind him which was locked from when he came at nine until he left at five. There was a toilet in the corner, which was always kept stocked and clean.

Ernest liked his little toilet.  He was the only one who ever used it.

The light on the far wall burned green, accompanied by a harsh, thin beep. He put down his book and looked over his desk, finding the little button marked green. Pressing it, he turned his attention back to his book.

He looked over to his sandwich, then checked his watch. Two more hours to lunch.   

Most days he never got more than a dozen lights, for which he had enough money to send the kids to school. He had the best job in the world.

Beep. The light flashed green again.

He answered it, settling back.

Beep. Red.

Beep. Red.

Beep. Red.

Ernest sweat as he relayed each light. It just kept coming. Hitting the button usually turned off the light, but the light kept flashing.

Beep. Red. Beep. Red. Beep. Red. Beep. Blue. Beep. Red. Beep. Orange. Beep. Red. Beep. Red. Beep. Green. Beep. Red.

His chair began to shake.  It wasn’t him. It was the whole damned building. The lights kept flashing faster than he could think. In the distance, something roared. Ceiling tiles fell free, one landing in his toilet and spray water over his room. The buzzing beep didn’t stop, it was just a solid, hateful sound.

Red. Red. Red. Red. Green. Green. Green…Green…Green…Green.

Solid Green.

The shaking stopped. Lights swayed from the ceiling. He felt a warmth deep in his bones. But the light in the wall stopped beeping.

Ernest grabbed his sandwich and ran for the door. He had to find what had happened. He had to get home.

He reached the door.

It was locked.